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15 Reasons Sex Dolls Will Replace Real Women (Trigger Warning)

Sex dolls popularity has over the years increased tremendously keeping in mind that the topic was initially regarded a taboo with some stigma associated with talking about it especially in public. More people have started to appreciate the numerous benefits these pleasure gods have and the fact that talking about sex dolls openly is beneficial. In fact, this multi-billion industry has a promising future as research continues to be conducted on how to better the experience with the pleasure dolls; the latest modification has the sex dolls coded to give certain responses during sex.

Quick Note: It’s equally possible male sex dolls could replace men too.

While different people might have varying reasons for purchasing a sex doll, everyone definitely appreciates the unmatched level of submissiveness that the sex goddess possesses. The doll is always ready for you and constantly eager to unravel your stress and will never complain about it. A realistic sex doll is in fact regarded better than a woman in bed. How? One would ask. Well, this amazing work of art is able to deliver an unmatched sexual pleasure and its movable joints make it even more flexible; meaning that you can perform any sexual stunt with the doll with very little straining.

The sex dolls come in varying shapes and sizes ranging from torsos to mini dolls and ultimately the life-size sex dolls. This is meant to meet the taste and preference of the vast market that is growing by the day.

According to research, the number of breakups in marriages is increasing every other day, and while there are many factors that are attributed to breakups, sexual displeasure accounts for most of them. The sex doll comes in handy to induce some spice to a withering relationship. A realistic sex doll can be used to try out new sexual moves before actually trying them with a partner. This greatly improves the probability of success as the partner is definitely well prepared and familiar with the new sexual stunt (thanks to the sex doll). Alternatively, a sex doll can be used as the “third partner” during sex to re-introduce lost adventure and kinkiness. Essentially, using a sex doll is good as there’s no cheating involved and of course no emotional attachments with the “third partner” after sex.

Did you know that a sex doll is therapeutic? Don’t answer too quickly. The doll can be used by persons who have gone through terrifying times while dating and which might include dreadful heartbreaks or the death of a partner. In such a scenario, the sex doll helps the person to acclimatize and eventually get back to the dating world. The doll is a great choice as it will not judge your demeanor during such a time and will actually offer you a partner who Is always there; a shoulder to cry on.

Probably the most amazing thing about sex dolls is definitely the fact that these magical aids remain virgins and untouched until the day you undo this (after you purchase her of course). The doll, is tamable and you don’t have to worry about infidelity or maintaining the “standards” to keep her by your side; just take good care of her and she will provide you an amazing sexual experience whenever you want one. Additionally, these amazing creatures are free from hormonal imbalances and mood swings which is actually a very amazing factor for men as it means that the doll maintains a cool mood throughout the “relationship.” 

Having gone through the basics and amazing benefits of owning a realistic sex doll, we’ll delve deep into the 15 reasons why sex dolls are essentially better than women. These reasons include;

1. Sex dolls do not require Alimony

Alimony which can be described as the legal obligation to financially support a spouse before and after a separation is very common in modern day society. It is the legal responsibility of a man to take care of his partner during the relationship and when they separate especially where the two have children together. This can be very frustrating to a man especially the ones that prefer being polygamous seeing the amount of money that will be channeled to alimony.

Sex dolls are definitely the ideal alternative when you don’t want to worry about having to fork out money to take care of your partner both during and after a relationship. The only form of alimony that the sex doll will require from you is only the regular cleaning and proper storage in between use. Simple. Right? Even more amazing, the polygamous lot will not have to worry about alimony either; it is definitely affordable to take care of several sex toys as compared to paying alimony to several partners. This makes these pleasure dolls amazing and affordable to have and maintain; a great reason why you should actually buy a realistic sex doll.

2. With Sex dolls, there’s no threat of sperm theft

Sperm theft can be used to describe two scenarios; one of which involves a woman getting pregnant after sex that the man assumed was a protected one. While this might be seen more of a fraud or a breach of contract, it is still classified as a form of theft. The second one involves a woman stealing a used condom when the man is careless after sex and does not dispose of it well. The used condom can be used as evidence of cheating, a basis for child support test, good gene storage among other reasons.

Sex dolls come handy as they eliminate any cases of sperm theft. After having sex with the doll, the owner should immediately clean the doll which usually involves simply running water through the orifices to clean off the semen. While this does not clearly phase out the possibility of sperm theft, it greatly lessens the probability. Therefore, an important point when using these pleasures aids is to make sure you clean the doll soon after sex. Sperm theft is very serious and punishable by law and with the sex dolls curbing this vice, that should be a reason to head to the sex store and get that pleasure doll you’ve always wanted.

3. You don’t have to worry about child support

Referring to family law, child support is regarded as the periodic payment made by a parent towards the benefit of their child, guardian or caregiver following a divorce or end of a relationship. The obligor pays the oblige either directly or indirectly to financially support a child or children from the already terminated relationship. The payment can either be made to the guardian, caregiver, or the state.

Considering that sex dolls are inhuman and cannot be pregnant, having sex with these pleasure goddess regardless of the intensity and frequency, there is completely no possibility of bearing an offspring. With research showing that in 2015, non-custodial parents forked out more than $33 billion to child support, one can’t help but appreciate sex dolls. Comparing the cost of child support especially when its more than one child, sex dolls are outstandingly affordable and amazing to have.

4. You’re definitely safe from Sexually Transmitted Infections (STI’s)

Sexually Transmitted Infections can be defined as diseases that are passed from one person to the other through sexual or genital contact. Though most of the STI’s affect both genders, the health effects can be more severe in women. The major causes of these infections are viruses, bacteria, yeast, and parasites. Antibiotics can treat infections caused by yeast, parasites, and bacteria but not those caused by viruses. However, there are drugs that help with symptoms and keeping the effects controlled. And while the right use of latex condoms is a great way of avoiding STI’S they do not completely eliminate the probability of contracting the infections.

Sex dolls completely eliminate the risk of contracting Sexually Transmitted Infections. These pleasure aids remain virgins and untouched until that day that you buy them, these make them clean and free from STI causing agents. Even more amazing, you are the only partner in the relationship. You, therefore, have no worry that the doll might get the infections from ‘outside’ and pass them to you. This is certainly a great reason why you should consider buying a realistic sex doll. Isn’t it?

5. Sex dolls are the most faithful partners

Infidelity can be defined as the violation of a couple’s mutually agreed contract regarding emotional and erotic exclusivity. A thought of infidelity and the main thing that comes to the mind is sex, but in truth, there are numerous forms of betrayal that happen every now and then and does not involve sex. According to research, more than 60 % of married couples indulge in some form of infidelity at some point in their marriage. While there’s a variety of situations that contribute to a person’s emotions, most people end up resolving to cheat. Emotional cheating can be just as hurting and tormenting as physical cheating but where the infidelity comprises both, the pain is definitely inevitable.

Sex dolls are definitely the most faithful partners and you don’t have to worry about them sleeping around. Sex dolls are completely tamable and remain solely committed to you at all times. Unlike women, the sex doll remains entirely yours and the only way that you both can part ways is when you decide to; you’re basically the honcho in the relationship.

6. Sex dolls have a considerable low maintenance requirement

Apart from the initial cost of purchasing the sex doll, the overall maintenance cost of the doll is considerably low. This can probably explain the rising popularity and global appreciation of these amazing pleasure dolls. The doll only requires regular cleaning and good storage in between use.

The fact that the doll lacks the human aspect means that the doll is free from emotions and definitely not able to get sick or depressed as humans. Unlike women, the doll doesn’t require the regular treats and dates that are quite expensive to maintain. Actually, just a few outfits for her, a good storage unit, and regular cleaning and you’re done. Amazing. Right? Well, this definitely a great reason as to why sex dolls are better than women.

7. Her whole price tag is on the box

Apart from the initial cost that you pay when purchasing the sex doll, you will not incur any other additional cost. This is a great pro considering the day to day expenses that women require. From regular hair care treatment, frequent manicure and pedicure and the normal date nights, women can be quite lavish to maintain. Sex dolls, on the other hand, do not require such special treatments and a lavish living.

Actually, a realistic sex doll will only require good maintenance which only involves cleaning it well and storing it properly in between use. Simple. Right? This is definitely one of the main reasons sex dolls are better than women.

8. Sex dolls will never whine for attention

Unlike women who are willing to do the unthinkable to get noticed, sex dolls are quiet and composed at all times. Regardless of the situation these pleasure gods always maintain their calm. This is actually amazing seeing that women will stoop to any level to compete for attention with their counterparts. From dressing to compete to using their bodies as a way to win attention, women will literally do anything.

Sex dolls on the other hand solely depend on the manufacturer’s prowess and design which is determined by the target market. In fact, once a sex doll has been assembled, very little can be done to change their look apart from the simple change of hair and eye color. This sexual aids lack life and will, as a result, co-exist together in harmony. Amazing. Right?

9. Sex dolls will never bitch when you play video games or decide to spend time with friends

With research showing that most relationship wrangles are as a result of men spending more time with friends or playing video games, the fact that sex dolls will never pull an argument over this is an amazing reason why these magical sex aids are way better than women. The sex doll will never argue with you over your life choices but is actually supportive of them (taking silence as confidence in you).

Every woman requires attention and is devoted to change your way of life which is definitely friends and video games to most men. This becomes a problem over time as men tend to get back to their old ways quite fast. Sex dolls, on the other hand, are not affected by any aspect of your life which makes them incomparably better than women.

10. Sex dolls are not subject to white Knight or bitters

In the corporate world, a white knight is described as a person or a company that obtains a business entity on the verge of being subdued by a force that is considered detrimental by company representatives. In the dating world, this can be referred to as a person who ‘snatches’ your partner especially during times that you are going through a difficult time in your relationship. The white knight uses all possible mechanisms to win over your partner either through pulling financial favors or lustful conduct. Unlike women, sex dolls are not subject to white knights and will remain yours forever (unless you decide otherwise).

11. A sex doll will never stare at her phone

A major turn off in relationships is definitely a partner who is always on their phone especially when they ought not to. Actually, constantly being on the phone is a major cause of minor disputes in most relationships. Imagine when you’re leaning in gently to kiss your partner and the phone’s backlight hits you? Not cool. Right? Sex dolls on the other, lack the intelligence to perform complex tasks such as operating machinery or hand-held gadgets, which means they are committed to only one thing; taking care of your sexual needs (and giving you some great company of course). This is definitely a good reason why they are better than women; you are assured of uninterrupted devotion and commitment.

12. A realistic sex doll will never shit test you

Women will do anything in this world to put a man to task in the name of “testing their commitment and love.” In as much as I’m of the belief that real situations expose real people, the tests might turn hurtful and actually work against the lady. In fact, shitty tests account for a great percentage of breakups in marriages. Sex dolls will never shit test you over anything. Their inability to think and reason makes them amazing partners that are incomparably submissive to you.

13. Sex dolls will never pull a dramatic scene

Women are characterized by indecent acts in public especially when they want to drive a point home. They will go that extra mile regardless of how shaming it might be (on both of you); they disregard the consequences that might include property damage or a long time defamation. According to research every one out of three women in the United States has acted out of anger and caused a dramatic scene at one point in their relationship.

Sex dolls will never cause drama in a relationship. Regardless of the driving factors, these amazing pleasure doll will never at one time turn dramatic. This is an amazing aspect of sex dolls and an indicator the dolls are better than women.

14. Sex dolls aren’t batshit crazy

Women tend to be crazy mostly on issues pertaining to relationships (as compared to sex dolls). Overthinking is common in human relationships where simple acts that might not be intentional actually determine a relationship’s fate. Women tend to lose rational when it comes to making decisions on relationships and end up being overconfident (not cool).

Sex dolls are amazingly free from this craziness that is associated with women. These aid dolls are cool, calm and collected at all times regardless of the situation, which definitely gives them an upper hand over women.

15. No false accusations

Women tend to be very vigilant on their partner and will usually take every minimal detail serious and make serious assumptions that mostly affect their relationship. While men are less sensitive and can joke on almost everything, women are different and tend to keep resentments ready for that perfect time to unleash them (they’ll definitely get you when you least expect). Sex dolls will never make false accusations about you as they lack human intelligence. This makes these pleasure gods amazing and definitely better than women.

To sum it up, sex dolls have numerous benefits that are continually getting appreciation from the public with time. A topic that was initially a taboo has grown into one that has a great following and appreciation. The detailed reasons above emphasize on why sex dolls are incomparably better than women.

So, there you go mate. Go for it!!



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